Tell me a joke. The one who gets me to laugh the hardest will get their favorite candy!*

Here are three of my absolute favorites:

1. My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife will look at me and go, ''Who's that calling at this time?' I said ''I don't know! If I knew that I wouldn't need the phone!''  

2. ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

3. After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

Hope you laughed!!!

* Sour Path Kids or if those are unavailable M&M's